The Roommie Talk

247. Write an imaginary dialogue between you and a roommate late at night when the lights are out and neither of you can sleep.

My roommate and I do not talk much after the lights are out because I am usually already deep into my dreams right when the lights are off. You cannot blame me! I love sleeping. However, there are always times when I am not asleep. The lights are to be turned off by a dorm parent. My roommate and I are on our beds staring into our laptops’ monitors, watching movies (in my case anime, usually).  Now the laptops have been shutdown and we do not wish to go to sleep just yet.

My roommate: “Hey, you asleep?”

Me: “nahhh…” “Why?”

My roommate: “Let’s eat. I feel like eating. Let’s make Black Noodles.”

Me: “Kay, even I wanna eat. I can cook it in my rice cooker. You’ve got any water?”

My roommate: “Yeah, here you cook it.”

Me: Cooking “It’s taking so long. I’m hungry. Hey, roomy what time is it?”

My roommate: “Oh! It’s like half past midnight. Anyways, wanna karaoke? ” Starts rapping Supper Bass by Nikki Minaj.

Me: “Hey, me too.” Start singing the chorus and going off tune, too high.

                Checking up on the noodles, “Come eat, I’m eating yarr. Come no?”

My roommate: “Leave some for me. I provided the noodles.” Continue to rap.

Me: “I’m finishing it. ;p”

My roommate: “I’m coming.” Comes to eat on my desk.

Another girl from the next door enters into the dark room.

Girl: “What are you guys doing? It’s already 3 o’clock.”

Me and my roommate: “eating, want some?”

Girl: sat down on one of the beds and start talking about her day. “You know? I got so irritated today. Blah Blah Blah”

Me: “Really? Oh by the way this happened today. Blah Blah Blah.”

My roommate: “Seriously guys…. Internet was so slow I can’t even load an episode of ……..”

In the end the chaos conversation between three friends ended and we all went to bed super late and also got up late.